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Iowacowgirl
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:09 am 



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I haven't been on the CMT message board much lately, but damn if I shouldn't visit more because people there CRACK ME UP!! This is a real post. A real question:


silvereagle2006

02.28.2006
08:27 AM
what are the symtions of ammonia

Is it couging?




LMAO!

Turns out her daughter has bronchitis and she feared pnuemonia. Not something to laugh about at all, but COME ON PEOPLE!!! Ammonia?


Wow.

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pork sword
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:26 am 



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I'z got da flew.
A hard attack can't be far behind.

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Iowacowgirl
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:15 am 



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Someone replied to her:

"I think couging and a feeber are all symtums"

Coke about came out of my nose.

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Heather
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:52 pm 



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Iowa - You're awful! HAA HAA!

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Heather
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:52 pm 



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P.S. Coke is supposed to go up the nose ... not out of it!

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pork sword
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:12 pm 



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!!!

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Iowacowgirl
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:31 pm 



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Heather wrote:
Iowa - You're awful! HAA HAA!


I know. I'm going straight to hell.

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The Mission
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:38 pm 
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pork sword wrote:
I'z got da flew.

Is that your excuse for the way you treated me last night?

The flew going around this year is a son-of-a-bitch. I had it for 23 days in January and I still don't feel 100 percent.

I do hope you get to feeling better soon porksword. You're forgiven, by the way.
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pork sword
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:41 pm 



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How I treated you...I put a twenty on the dresser and you didn't give me my change.

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The Mission
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:57 pm 
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You didn't swallow.
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pork sword
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:06 am 



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Sorry, but I didn't have my microscope with me to see which direction your miniscule pud was shooting. And you're used to the pros on the other side of the truck stop glory holes anyway, aren't you, you ass-spelunking, jizz-fiend.
Look, I'm sure lots of lonely, unattractive queens like yourself troll the internet for weiner, but I bet there are lots of sites specifically for that sort of thing. Probably not gonna find that special someone here...kay.

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The Mission
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:57 am 
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Then what are you flirting with me for, ass wipe? You started it with this...
"I put a twenty on the dresser and you didn't give me my change."
And all along I thought this was a music message board devoted to Charlie Robison.
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pork sword
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:04 am 



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You started the sh*t-talking with "you were mean to me last night", so don't get indignant when I kick it up a notch. If you can't keep up, take your toys home and play with yourself you fucking douche squirt.

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The Mission
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:48 am 
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Kick it up a notch? If you had known I was a man you would never have said I put a twenty on the dresser and you didn't give me my change. Face it! You embarrassed yourself.
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pork sword
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:12 am 



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It was a fucking joke and if you can't fathom that then you're a half-wit on top of being an obnoxious prick. I'm sorry you can't discern smack talk from "flirting" you whiny little bitch, but you probably wish it were "flirting", since that'll give you something to fantasize about while you root out your sphinkter with a claw hammer tonight.


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