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RedHeadedStranger
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:46 pm 



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Last summer I replaced the roof. This summer, it's time to rennovate the patio. Any suggestions? I've got this space about 12'x20' between the house and the garage, partially covered. I need to either replace the concrete or build a little deck there. Any suggestions re: grill, lighting, sound, drainage for people who like to urinate outside?

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pork sword
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:56 pm 



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I would go with a peeing Dick Van Patten fountain fixture. Insurance pitchman weeing on begonias just screams class.

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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:02 pm 



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Nothing says "I'm really cool" like pink flamingos.

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J.D. aka Swamp Pirate
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:15 pm 



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I'd stick an old rusted out pickup truck there, the bed should give you enough space to grill out and store a couple coolers on it. Nothing says class in my book than having an old rusted out pickup truck with a bunch of empty beer cans in the back.

Oh, and as for bathroom issues, just stick a couple troughs on both sides of the truck.

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RedHeadedStranger
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:51 pm 



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Great y'all! How 'bout I use rusted out tire rims for the kid's sand box? We're planning on potty training the 2 year old boy this summer, so the peeing Dick Van Patten fountain would be good inspiration for him.

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pork sword
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:53 pm 



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Or a good target.

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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:01 pm 






THIS IS THE MOST BORING BOARD I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED!!!
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pork sword
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:10 pm 



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You're only saying that because you've never visited Tony and the Teabaggers' site. Blah blah, record's due in April, blah blah, flossing with coads....sh*t gets real old.


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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:10 pm 



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Guest
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:20 pm 






BUT DESIGNING SOMEONE'S PATIO? WHO THE HELL CARES? MAYBE IF CHARLIE WAS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING LIKE MAKING A RECORD THERE WOULD BE MORE ACTION ON THE BOARD.
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RedHeadedStranger
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:41 pm 



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You must not be from the South. The keys to a good life are, in no particular order: good friends, good beer, and a good porch or patio. Combine all 3 and it don't get no better than that.

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RedHeadedStranger
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:42 pm 



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Which reminds me, since this patio resides in the frozen frickin tundra, I'll also have to have built-in heating elements that can double as fart ignitors in the summer (that one's for you pork, when you come over to visit).

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pork sword
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:46 pm 



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See guest, this board isn't that boring...we've managed to work lighting farts and flossing with choads into a discussion about a patio.

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RedHeadedStranger
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:16 am 



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Pork, maybe you can get your paper to sponsor a Most Obnoxious Make-Over for my patio. You could take pictures of a bunch of guys showing plumber's butt and the yard littered with hundreds of empty cans of Milwaukee's Best.

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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:34 am 



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Charlie has THE BEST fans ever...this board rocks(its like there's no rules.... ) hahahaha...

By the way, think you should build a stage and have drunken karaoke...kind of like your own Honky Tonk(you could even charge admission)

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