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theallison
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:39 pm 



Joined: 23 Jan 2006
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Location: Tulsa, OK

Summer 2005. I see the video for Charlie Robisonís "El Cerrito Place" on CMT (itís a weakness) and think a) great style, b) he seems cool, and c) isnít he married to a Dixie Chick? I check out his website, read some reviews, sample the CDís, and discover that yes, he is married to a Dixie Chick. Aching for some live entertainment, I buy tickets for an upcoming show. Mainly because they were only like 7 bucks.

June 10, 2005. My boyfriend Chris and I travel the 100 miles from Tulsa to Oklahoma City to see Charlie at the Wormy Dog Saloon. About two songs in, my suspicions are confirmed: he is one cool motherfucker. And the band - theyíre great too. I purchase and proceed to gorge myself on Good Times and Life of the Party.

October 8, 2005. I make the difficult decision to attend a friendís wedding instead of the Charlie show at the Tulsa State Fair. Bad call. Lesson learned.

December 2, 2005. After a brief dinner at Taco Bell (this will be important later), Chris and I make trip # 2 to Oklahoma City and the Wormy Dog to see Charlie and the boys. My excitement is unbearable because this time, I can drunkenly sing along with all of the songs. 10:00 show time, a whiskey, and lots of stomach rumbling pass. Still no sign of Charlie, the band, or an opening act. Chris heads to the bathroom while I secure a spot down front. To put it mildly, the bathroom trip did not go well. Turns out the Wormy Dog isn't too big on maintaining restrooms with stalls or toilet paper or floor drains to alleviate the 2" cess pool of piss (who knew?!). That, and Taco Bell's a bitch. Goodbye unbearable excitement. You've been replaced by my old friend disappointment. Twenty minutes later, Chris is puking onto the shoulder of I-44. I am listening to Charlie from the comfort of my car stereo. And cursing Taco Bell.

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RedHeadedStranger
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:44 pm 



Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 178
Location: Blue Rock Montana

You're gonna fit in right nicely here, sweetheart. You used "motherfucker" in your very first post. What is your opinion on pie?
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theallison
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:44 pm 



Joined: 23 Jan 2006
Posts: 10
Location: Tulsa, OK

Mmmm... pie.
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bama_jr
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:42 pm 



Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 69
Location: Alabama

Welcome to the board, of which two of the main components are boobies and pie.

Interstate puking is an intramural sport around here.

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pork sword
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:39 am 



Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 270
Location: Cackalack

Not many of our posters are the subject of an Elvis Costello song.
Puking+ drinking whiskey + bad mexican food + "MF"ing up a storm= DREAM GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!!!
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Marlboro Mafia
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:52 pm 



Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 45

You could be a porn star in Japan.
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Guest
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:59 pm 






theallison wrote:
June 10, 2005. My boyfriend Chris and I travel the 100 miles from Tulsa to Oklahoma City to see Charlie at the Wormy Dog Saloon.


Instead of going to that hell hole that is OKC (no offense to those people there, but compared to Tulsa it is a hell hole and Tulsa's new arena will kick major ass over OKC's.

But I digress, Charlie seems to play Fayetteville, AR, all the freakin time. Must be alot of drunk Razorbacks that come out to see him play there. Or he's trying to make good with the big wigs at Walmart.
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Poolfloater
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:21 pm 



Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 69

I love Taco Bell. Do know several folks who have gotten sick eating there, but I for one have never fallen ill.
I love that sh*t.
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texasterry
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:26 pm 



Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 8
Location: Trashville USA

my son works there and he has lost so much weight from getting sick from that food. But he say's he loves it to, and one ? what time did Charlie and the bo's show up?
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Stacy
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:08 pm 



Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 32
Location: Bandera/Medina

She doesn't know......remember they had to leave because Chris was sick.....
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texasterry
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:28 pm 



Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 8
Location: Trashville USA

DUH !! SORRY I had a brain freeze .

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Poolfloater
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:43 pm 



Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 69

TT, your son has my fantasy job. I would love to get back behind the counter and make my own Taco's after taking a break and smokin one. Yum Yum
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theallison
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:10 am 



Joined: 23 Jan 2006
Posts: 10
Location: Tulsa, OK

Yeah, OKC is pretty much a pit of hell. I LOVE Fayetteville, but we just missed that show. Now if he'd just get out of Texas for like a minute, that would be great...

Japanese porn star - how did you know?
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RedHeadedStranger
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:21 am 



Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 178
Location: Blue Rock Montana

What movies have you been in? Can you get them on netflix?

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kgirl
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:10 pm 



Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 164

#1 combo, no tomatoes, no onions with a Pepsi please.

YUMMY!!!

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